Dear Jerome, I wrote you but you still ain't cuttin’
I left my cell, the red phone, and a Fox clip at the bottom
I sent two memos back in April, you must not've got 'em
There prob’ly was a problem at the Fed Board or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble notes too fast when I jot 'em
But anyway, screw it, what’s been up, Jay? Still stallin’?
I’m back in office, man, I won... you saw the ballots
Now you act like I don’t exist, like I’m not callin’
Inflation’s down, and jobs are good... what’s your excuse?
You’re stuck on “data-dependent” like it’s some Fed abuse
Man, I could name my next kid “RateCut” just to cope
Or maybe “Disinflation,” Powell, don’t crush my hope
I’ll even bring Larry back...you remember Kudlow?
He cries at night ‘cause the 10-year won’t go low
I know you prob’ly hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan
I gave you that chair, Jay...I’m the goddamn man
I got a gold-framed dot plot hangin’ in my den
Right next to Art of the Deal and a pic of me and Glenn
Anyway, I hope you get this....hit me back
Just to chat...
Yours truly, the boss who gave you that post...President Trump, coast to coast.
